New Obama-Clinton Scandal Unearthed

By WILLIAM J. HOLT 07/09/2017 16:07 MST

Barnt.com has uncovered reports of an Obama-Clinton scandal that would have ended the socialist regime early and saved America from the systematic deconstruction of base principals.

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These reports came out of several real news organizations before they were stamped out by the administration. Obama, Hillary, and their top advisers went to extreme lengths to bury all testimony and evidence of a Washington group which met between February, 2009 and September, 2012. According to sources close to the White House, the cover-up included at least three murders and the shredding of tens of thousands of documents which in-turn included hundreds of thousands of sentences, millions of words, and countless instances of letters (sometimes known as characters) from the English alphabet.

A warning to parents: the details of these reports cannot be described as anything less than horrific. Please, partake in due parental guidance.

The group, known as “Tsoukalos' Footchabones,” has roots that go back to Mayan and Egyptian cultures that are known to have benefited from relationships with extra terrestrials in ancient Central America and The Giza Plateau.

The Footchabones track and capture young male bigfoot. Then, the seclusive primates are taken to a secret government facility in Virginia where members of the group act out terrible sexual abuses and rituals on the innocent beasts. This includes fetish-restraints, hot wax, and detangling conditioner. One source was so disturbed at what they had witnessed, that even after hours of therapy they still experience PTSD in the Health and Beauty section of the grocery store.

Several sources have reported witnessing Obama and Clinton committing abuses including but not limited to: forced sodomy, dry brushing, and squatchicide. These whistle blowers take great personal risk, and Barnt.com thanks them for breaking the silence, but wishes these brave souls had only brought this information forward sooner and saved not only bigfoots, but American ideals.